Tutorial: How to Ruin Your Teacher's Life

Have you ever thought of ‘angering’ your teacher? I assume you have not- or perhaps you have experienced annoying your teacher unconsciously. Based on my experience, I have never had an episode of being a teacher’s source of annoyance. However, my observations and analysis told me that loads of students ‘enjoy’ making their teachers fly of a table. As in details, they succeed to make their teachers perceive them as mischief-makers and proceed to maintain the title every now and then. In this essay, I am revealing three steps to annoy your teacher and make their life a living hell; do not submit your homework, interrupt their classes, and aim for the lowest grades.

First thing first, you need to make sure that your homework is never submitted, which is a piece of cake. One of the methods that you can perform is to wake up from your slumber at around 1 p.m.. If you wake up at this hour, the possibility of wasting the rest of your day is sky-high. Next, it is better to invest your day by scrolling on social media from day to night, until you fall asleep at 3 a.m.. Besides social media, you can as well try other approaches such as playing video games for 10 hours a day or partying with your clique every night. By these methods, I can guarantee that you will never have the time to do your homework due to other things that are more crucial, so that you would piss your teacher off.

Secondly, it is advisable to master interrupting your teacher’s classes. This step can be done in many ways. For instance, engage in an out-of-topic conversation loudly with your friend when the teacher is teaching. To make it more controversial, try adding spice by making blatant jokes about the teacher’s teaching and laugh uncontrollably out of them. If you still have a sense of empathy, you can naturally put your phone on 100% of volume, play a funny video, and split your sides laughing (during class, of course). These actions would certainly provoke your teacher as you make their blood, sweat, and tears undervalued. Not to mention, it is likely for them to crack up if you use this method frequently. So, make sure you have no soul to practise this technique!

Next, aim for the lowest of the low. By targeting rock bottom, I do not mean to make you be realistic and be aware of your level, but to have a negative mindset instead. If you make yourself believe that you will fail in every test, then you will succeed to fail. This kind of mindset will get stronger along with a certain trick, which is never care- simply stop caring! For example, never learn or study at all. In fact, avoid touching your textbook or even take a glance at it. Then, change your study time to leisure time where you accomplish your hobbies- which I explained in the second paragraph -and enjoy every minute of your life. Following this tactic will surely result in a disaster of your grades and frustration towards your teacher. As a matter of fact, it could also ruin your life!

Above all, annoying your teacher is money for old rope and easier than delighting them. All of the three steps; not finishing your homework, disturbing your teacher’s classes, and targeting the lowest indeed do not require any effort and are enjoyable at the same time. Nevertheless, they would still give a humongous impact on your teacher. So, it is the best of both worlds! Last but not least, I am not responsible for any of your actions so keep in mind to avoid contacting me if you got expelled from your school.